1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments

The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress . . . minus his pants. The famous sex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 1975. Filled with classic lapses, gaffes, and mental bloopers, 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments is a fabulous and witty gift for anyone of a certain age. And now it is updated, revised with more than 20 percent new stories, and repackaged in two color, making it an even more vibrant, visually appealing, fresh, and compellingly readable book.

Anyone who’s ever had a mental lapse will empathize with relative spring chicken Nicki Minaj, who, while accepting a BET Viewers’ Choice Award, forgot why she was receiving the statuette (on live national television, no less). Or the team of astrophysicists who believed they had discovered proof of alien life—only to discover the signals were coming from the lunchroom microwave. Here’s a best man forgetting to show up at the wedding, a musician leaving his priceless cello in a cab, the bank robber who wrote a holdup note on a paycheck stub that had his name and address printed on it, and the Fox studio chief who, when pressed by his leading lady to remember her name, offered “. . . Cleopatra?”

At Broadway Boutique, we hand pick each style we think our customers will love. It is our goal to keep our customers happy & confident when wearing their Broadway Boutique styles! 

• Items must be UNWORN, UNWASHED, with TAGS STILL ATTACHED to be returned. At this time, we do not offer exchanges for online purchases.
  
  
• Returns will be accepted within 14 days of the purchase date stated on the original invoice for a refund to the original form of payment. Original shipping will not be included in the refund. Item must be postmarked by day 14. *ONLINE RETURN POLICY DIFFERS FROM INSTORE PURCHASES DUE TO SHIPPING TIME RESTRAINTS* Instore purchases must follow policy on printed receipt. No exceptions.
  
  
• Online purchases may be returned to the Broadway Boutique brick & mortar location in Stanley, WI with original invoice receipts within 14 days of date stated on said invoice.
  
  
• Online purchases may be returned through the mail using a carrier of YOUR choice to:
  Broadway Boutique
  Attn: Returns
  204 S Broadway St
  Stanley, WI 54768
  
  Please allow 10-14 business days for refund.
  Unfortunately, we cannot refund shipping charges.
  Broadway Boutique is not responsible for lost or stolen packages in any account. Once the package is received by USPS/UPS it is the customers responsibility to open an investigation with USPS/UPS with the tracking number. You may do so at your local office or by calling USPS 1 (800) 275-8777 or UPS 1 (800) 742-5877. We unfortunately are not able to open an investigation on the customers behalf.
  
  
• ALL CLEARANCE ITEMS ARE FINAL SALE. Discount codes of 20% OR MORE will be final sale and can not be returned back to us. Unless stated otherwise per advertisement.
  
  
• Any items that do not meet Broadway Boutiques return policy will require a re-shipping fee of $6.95. If we do not receive the re-shipping fee within 7 days, we will donate all items to charity at no refund.
  

• Shoes must be unworn, and placed in original, undamaged shoe box. Shoe boxes must be encased in another box for shipment. $5 deduction for box damage.
  
  

Orders can not be changed, modified, or canceled after check out.

HOLIDAY RETURN POLICY begins on purchases made during Hunter's Widow Weekend & will be eligible for return until the upcoming mid January. Returns will be accepted on full price items with tags attached & gift receipt for store credit only. No exceptions.

Online purchases are processed within 2-3 business days of the order being placed online & shipped Monday thru Friday. Orders placed on the weekend will be processed the next business day. These times may take a longer during busier times of the year. Inventory is subject to change at anytime due to it being from our brick & mortar store front in Stanley, WI. If a style from your order becomes unavailable, you will receive a refund or contacted for replacement if using a promotion to meet its perimeters.