Field Guide to Dumb Birds Playing Cards

A deluxe boxed set of playing cards that includes two standard 54-card decks featuring the dumbest birds to ever plague the Earth. These birds are all losers--but you can play to win!

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds Playing Cards rounds up the funniest, dumbest birds from professional birding amateur Matt Kracht's hilarious and sometimes profane bestselling Field Guide to Dumb Birds series. Each of the 108 cards features a colorful illustration and the dumb name the bird has earned for being so annoying.

Complete your royal flush with a Northern Pinhead, draw an inside straight with Goddamn Cackling Goose, or take that all-important trick with a Eurasian Butthunch.

This two-deck set makes a great gift for bird lovers (and haters!). Pair with the latest addition to the guidebook series, A Dumb Birds Field Guide to the Worst Birds Ever, or The Field Guide to Dumb Birds Sticker Book, to create the perfect present for full-on bird experts and amateur birders alike. 

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• Items must be UNWORN, UNWASHED, with TAGS STILL ATTACHED to be returned. At this time, we do not offer exchanges for online purchases.
  
  
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• Online purchases may be returned to the Broadway Boutique brick & mortar location in Stanley, WI with original invoice receipts within 14 days of date stated on said invoice.
  
  
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  Broadway Boutique
  Attn: Returns
  204 S Broadway St
  Stanley, WI 54768
  
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HOLIDAY RETURN POLICY begins on purchases made during Hunter's Widow Weekend & will be eligible for return until the upcoming mid January. Returns will be accepted on full price items with tags attached & gift receipt for store credit only. No exceptions.

Online purchases are processed within 2-3 business days of the order being placed online & shipped Monday thru Friday. Orders placed on the weekend will be processed the next business day. These times may take a longer during busier times of the year. Inventory is subject to change at anytime due to it being from our brick & mortar store front in Stanley, WI. If a style from your order becomes unavailable, you will receive a refund or contacted for replacement if using a promotion to meet its perimeters.